PC I am getting really good. Aka Noob Chronicles
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ElCabong
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I wanted to give it some corn. Really. I had plenty of meat. But nooooo. He attacked me anyway. Damn abrasions. Put some aloe on it and cut them half but they don't go away. Why couldn't it give me a concussion? I can cure that
Rotor
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D54, or so I thought.
I had stepped out for dinner in RL. Come back and I am at the spawn screen. I am like WTF? The game was paused. So I spawn on the bed, my backpack is right next to me, hhhmmm. Since I am in my lair, not my horde base, I am puzzled how they got in. I am in the church PoI, the one with the stone fence. I go up stairs, and my entry door is gone, same with fence door.
Suddenly it dawned upon me, and as I gazed at the day counter.....D57. ARGH!
I DID NOT PAUSE THE GAME!
I am not going to look in the mirror as I may have donkey ears growing.
D1...To Be Continued.
I had stepped out for dinner in RL. Come back and I am at the spawn screen. I am like WTF? The game was paused. So I spawn on the bed, my backpack is right next to me, hhhmmm. Since I am in my lair, not my horde base, I am puzzled how they got in. I am in the church PoI, the one with the stone fence. I go up stairs, and my entry door is gone, same with fence door.
Suddenly it dawned upon me, and as I gazed at the day counter.....D57. ARGH!
I DID NOT PAUSE THE GAME!
I am not going to look in the mirror as I may have donkey ears growing.
D1...To Be Continued.
Rotor
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A21 First Play Through D6.
I was really doing good, getting full of myself. Drinking murky water, not getting the runs, refused to buy a a pot from the trader 'cause well, there is houses to loot.
It took me a couple of days (RWG 10k map), to get to a suitable town to clean up. New sheriff in town sorta thing.
Cleaned up a welcome travel center, big gas tank (BTW, thank you for making the hatch closeable now, or was it before? Cant remember), setup a small overnighter in it.
Picked up a second house (first one didnt give a pot from the kitchen), nice quint one level, a fixer upper but not much to do.
Cleaned up the Zs, no pot in kitchen but ...hey a basement. Carefully went down the steps, saw the suited Z, forget his name. Shot him at the noggiing and missed. Either the whistling arrow or me stepping over the trigger woke up Mr Spider Z behind the couch, previously out of sight.
So I start back pedalling shooting arrows and clubbing and running out of stamina, start bleeding..........any ways, I die and get ate up.
So I start thinking, what could I have done better. Then it hit me, like a lightning bolt from Zeus himself.
The bolt had a nice Neon message that flashed in front of me.
"That is a nice T3 Pipe MG you have there in your toolbelt cowboy".... I looted it two days earlier.
D1....To Be Continued.
I was really doing good, getting full of myself. Drinking murky water, not getting the runs, refused to buy a a pot from the trader 'cause well, there is houses to loot.
It took me a couple of days (RWG 10k map), to get to a suitable town to clean up. New sheriff in town sorta thing.
Cleaned up a welcome travel center, big gas tank (BTW, thank you for making the hatch closeable now, or was it before? Cant remember), setup a small overnighter in it.
Picked up a second house (first one didnt give a pot from the kitchen), nice quint one level, a fixer upper but not much to do.
Cleaned up the Zs, no pot in kitchen but ...hey a basement. Carefully went down the steps, saw the suited Z, forget his name. Shot him at the noggiing and missed. Either the whistling arrow or me stepping over the trigger woke up Mr Spider Z behind the couch, previously out of sight.
So I start back pedalling shooting arrows and clubbing and running out of stamina, start bleeding..........any ways, I die and get ate up.
So I start thinking, what could I have done better. Then it hit me, like a lightning bolt from Zeus himself.
The bolt had a nice Neon message that flashed in front of me.
"That is a nice T3 Pipe MG you have there in your toolbelt cowboy".... I looted it two days earlier.
D1....To Be Continued.
Kandesbunzler
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Rotor
Love your short stories, as i find a piece of myself in everyone. Keep on telling us, what Murphy does to you!
Love your short stories, as i find a piece of myself in everyone. Keep on telling us, what Murphy does to you!
Rotor
Well-known member
D6...DejaVu;
Wish I had a nice new witty story to tell ya. But almost to the last detail,
Same House (Filmmakers whatever).
Get to basement, except this time it was a dire burnt zombie, so I ran, got chased down. Fumbled my mouse key presses.
1.Club with burning shaft mod? Nope,
4.Bandage? Not yet,
3.Bow? No darn it!
5.Oh ya, Key 5 T3 six rounder
....Bleed...Carp!...bandage, ck,...pistol bang! bang!...bleed!...bang! bang! bang! bang!...reload?
NOOOoooooo!
D1...To Be Continued.
Wish I had a nice new witty story to tell ya. But almost to the last detail,
Same House (Filmmakers whatever).
Get to basement, except this time it was a dire burnt zombie, so I ran, got chased down. Fumbled my mouse key presses.
1.Club with burning shaft mod? Nope,
4.Bandage? Not yet,
3.Bow? No darn it!
5.Oh ya, Key 5 T3 six rounder
....Bleed...Carp!...bandage, ck,...pistol bang! bang!...bleed!...bang! bang! bang! bang!...reload?
NOOOoooooo!
D1...To Be Continued.