PC For the record. I still hate buzzards

[ElCabong]

damn coyotes. Where the hell did that thing come from. Oh, I've got a buzzard on me. Oh great. I'm bleeding. What's that? concussion...how the hell can a buzzard give me a concussion when I'm running backwards to avoid a coyote. Wait what's that one? Exhaustion! Okay I'll use my 9 mm cuz I'm tired. Killed the coyote. I'm almost dead I better use a bandage. Oh come on there's another buzzard on me now!!!

Oh great I'm diseased. damn buzzards

 

[Jugginator]

Murder chickens just want hugs.

 

[unholyjoe]

somebody ignored the "BEWARE" signs

 

[Roland]

He went in the desert but thought he was going to get dessert. Common spelling confusion.

 

[Ezed]

Desert Vulture is the best weapon in the game.  Wish we could craft them.

 

[unholyjoe]

Desert Vulture is the best weapon in the game.  Wish we could craft them.

you can...

just get some damage from an attacking zombie or dance with a cactus... you'll soon have your own desert vultures.

 

[Ramethzer0]

I'm learning (in undead legacy) that vultures can be a LOT worse.

I had over a half a dozen of them chasing me in my dune buggy.

 

[Riamus]

In the open, I don't mind them.  They are ready to kill quickly.  But coming out of a door in a POI and getting attacked without warning sucks.

 

[warmer]

dance with a cactus

"How about you go dance with a cactus." Thank you for this! My new favorite insult. Way better than take a long walk off a short pier.

 

[meganoth]

"How about you go dance with a cactus." Thank you for this! My new favorite insult. Way better than take a long walk off a short pier.

The latter insult is better. In your case it may just be the novelty that makes the first one shine.

 

[warmer]

The latter insult is better. In your case it may just be the novelty that makes the first one shine.

I will have to disagree on this one.

One makes you wet and requires a lot more mental imagery/processing to understand.

and one makes you wet with your own blood, and is immediately understood as a bad idea.

If your goal is to confuse someone for a second, then I would agree with you.

 

[Pernicious]

"How about you go dance with a cactus." Thank you for this! My new favorite insult. Way better than take a long walk off a short pier.

A novel insult it might be, but the real philosophical question that has been perplexing intellectuals for decades is... "Have you ever danced with the cactus in the pale moon light?"

 

[Fenris]

Can't delete a post, so you get this

 

[warmer]

A novel insult it might be, but the real philosophical question that has been perplexing intellectuals for decades is... "Have you ever danced with the cactus in the pale moon light?"

yes... yes i have

 

[ElCabong]

a good title for the 7 Days to die movie: Dances With Cactus