PC Developer Discussions: Alpha 17

[Jackelmyer]

You will be soooo happy to know I fixed the dog and wolf character controller height today, so they can fit through 1m high openings.

I personally both hate you and appreciate you for this.

Hate you because like I really need another reason for dogs and wolves to be terrifying.

Appreciate you, because in all seriousness, that type of issue, seeing a dog paw at basically an open gap, looked terrible in the game. That will look much much cooler... And.... Terrifying...

 

[Aldranon]

Did NeebsGaming confirm they would be streaming it? If so, I am there with popcorn and beer!

I don't think they make streams, more mini-movies kinda thing. But I bet they would do good live! 5 Dukes says Simon dies in the first 5 minutes... Twice.

 

[trielkee]

You will be soooo happy to know I fixed the dog and wolf character controller height today, so they can fit through 1m high openings.

I'd send you flowers, but I don't know your address.

 

[NukemDed]

dog?

what dog?

 

[Gazz]

There are no dogs. Only quadrupedal cruise missiles.

 

[NukemDed]

oh bollox

i forgot the zombie dogs!

i was thinking more skyrim type friendly dogs.

hit those buggers with a cruise missile!

i die from zombie dogs more than anything else

its been a long week....

btw im a cat person. dogs are disgusting

did you know theres a condition called coprophiia where dogs eat their own doodoos. you can get a drug from the vet that makes their own ♥♥♥♥e taste bad. think about that

yes cats are covered in cat spit but at least a cat doesnt eat dog poo whereas a dog loves to eat cat turd

hang on

♥♥♥♥ake mushroom

go figure...

 

[Death2gnomes]

2 questions.
1.) Exactly were is he wrong?

2.) Did you just accuse someone of butting into a conversation on an online forum? Lol

Damn ya got me... Trollalalala!

 

[Doombringer101]

There are no dogs. Only quadrupedal cruise missiles.

Not a TFP variant of the German made Taurus KEPD 350's (Intended targets are hardened bunkers among other things...) by any chance?

 

[Aldranon]

I think I would rather be hunted by a pack of cats. Throw a ball of yarn in the middle of them and continue looting.

 

[NukemDed]

one word

tiger

or

lion

no - you would not prefer a pack (pride) of cats

last thing you hear is a purring

not the nice purring either

 

[Aldranon]

one wordtiger

or

lion

no - you would not prefer a pack (pride) of cats

last thing you hear is a purring

not the nice purring either

Thats true. As everyone knows, zombie tigers can teleport and zombie lions have... lazers.

 

[NukemDed]

the worst purring is at 2 in the morning when they decide its time for loves

and it has started raining outside

although i prefer it rains outside over raining inside

which is what happens when a dog shakes

not to mention the slobber

 

[NukemDed]

new profile pic

man the internet cracks me up

 

[Coryfy]

Oi vey, this is getting old. We (my ACTUAL friends) stopped playing a couple of months ago as we thought it was a waste of time to build when the new "alpha" version was going to be released. To the Fun Pimps.... please don't tell us ch1t until you are ready to release. That way it would save many of us that nervous cross over period. I do have to say that the game is worth WAY more than I paid.

 

[Festro]

oh bolloxi forgot the zombie dogs!

i was thinking more skyrim type friendly dogs.

hit those buggers with a cruise missile!

i die from zombie dogs more than anything else

its been a long week....

btw im a cat person. dogs are disgusting

did you know theres a condition called coprophiia where dogs eat their own doodoos. you can get a drug from the vet that makes their own ♥♥♥♥e taste bad. think about that

yes cats are covered in cat spit but at least a cat doesnt eat dog poo whereas a dog loves to eat cat turd

hang on

♥♥♥♥ake mushroom

go figure...

It's not only dogs. lots of animals eat their own feces we had a rabbit when I was a kid who did the same thing all the time, he would lay one hop backward and slurp it right back up.

 

[DaVegaNL]

It's not only dogs. lots of animals eat their own feces we had a rabbit when I was a kid who did the same thing all the time, he would lay one hop backward and slurp it right back up.

Wait until you've seen the video of my stag party..

 

[Keilden]

Zombie dogs are not lethal enough, add midget zombies riding the dogs.

 

[NukemDed]

with rabbits its part of their biology. like cows chewing cud.

with geologists i suppose its a metamporphic thing. although it adds new dimensions to the term 'drawing mud'

 

[Festro]

Wait until you've seen the video of my stag party..

a party of stags? you must have ate well.

 

[DaVegaNL]

with rabbits its part of their biology. like cows chewing cud.
with geologists i suppose its a metamporphic thing. although it adds new dimensions to the term 'drawing mud'

Lol!

I think we've hit rock bottom with these jokes.