PC When will the game be released?

[Maharin]

And stop asking for spider memes and Hitler vids and this ♥♥♥♥... This is just a method of employing the people so that they forget about how slow and lazy you are. If you cant do this make seperate updates in shorter periods of time. For example: one for optimisation; NPC's; graphics and textures; vehicles and so on

What you do just makes the community upset. And this is is not meant evil by the way but this is what I think and correct me if I'm wrong is whats going on right now!

I shouldn't do this but I can't help myself this time. You're so fanatical about playing a game that you feel compelled to come here and express how horrible your life is without more frequent updates? And you have the nerve to call the devs slow and lazy?

 

[KingSlayerGM]

Freedom of speech means you can say whatever you want. You'll still have to deal with the consequences of your words, though.

That's not exactly what it means:cocksure:

 

[Kalex]

I understand what you mean Roland but I think this is part of the so called 'freedom of speech' when I call them lazy because thats the picture I have at the moment.

Freedom of speech only protects you from government censorship, it does not apply to private companies on private forums.

 

[beerfly]

Thats enough for me. Thanks guys for your answers but I'll play something else and write some reviews about this game and development. Have fun waiting.... and happy gaming

A one should not try to destroy or talk against something that he does not understand. Have fun. You will be back.

 

[Xrt]

Guess I'm late to the party, seeing how he went on to play a game.

That whole lazy part didn't really set well with me, on the count that TFP even sometimes work during OFFICIAL HOLIDAYS, I mean, can't get much more dedicated than that.

Oh, and those spider meme and hitler videos, ect, is a forum tradition. As well as watching MM do Let's Play videos on the current upcoming alpha.

He would know this if he did a little research, lol.

 

[The Gronk]

Guess I'm late to the party, seeing how he went on to play a game. That whole lazy part didn't really set well with me, on the count that TFP even sometimes work during OFFICIAL HOLIDAYS, I mean, can't get much more dedicated than that.

Oh, and those spider meme and hitler videos, ect, is a forum tradition. As well as watching MM do Let's Play videos on the current upcoming alpha.

He would know this if he did a little research, lol.

Personally I think it was a poor attempt at trolling. Little did they know there are more trolls around here than a Swedish gift shop.

 

[Tin]

I understand what you mean Roland but I think this is part of the so called 'freedom of speech' when I call them lazy because thats the picture I have at the moment.Its totally ok if you do not agree I respect that but come on one year for an experimental update of an alpha.

If I broke the forum rules in a way that somebody feels harmed I apologize for it.

And I also understand that 'in their house' stuff you told, because it does nit look good if the other people start to think abut the arguments...

But this thread has now over 1300 pages and there is still no update...

LOL I didn't realize TFP couldn't make their own "RULES of CONDUCT", on their own 'PRIVATE' website, that they allow us to be on and a part of.

I guess your 'Respect' for others doesn't involve reading the rules that you agreed upon by signing up to said website either.

What in the heck does 1300 pages even have to do with 'Updates' of any kind? :numbness:

 

[Gnomaana]

Seriously @Madmole @TheFunPimps @Roland
We've been waiting for over a Year now! For an experimental Update for an Alpha version which is still not even near to be ready! Am I the only one who is annoyed?

You better have a Full background story for the game, finished NPC's , The Gyrocopter, bigger backpacks(thats not a lot of work) plastic bottles and a game optimisation for low hardware.......

So release this thing now or give me my money back.....

You hired 10 software engeneers for building POI's? Man that makes me mad!

And stop asking for spider memes and Hitler vids and this ♥♥♥♥... This is just a method of employing the people so that they forget about how slow and lazy you are. If you cant do this make seperate updates in shorter periods of time. For example: one for optimisation; NPC's; graphics and textures; vehicles and so on

What you do just makes the community upset. And this is is not meant evil by the way but this is what I think and correct me if I'm wrong is whats going on right now!

Lol. Is this the winner for worst troll attempt of the year?

Thats enough for me. Thanks guys for your answers but I'll play something else and write some reviews about this game and development. Have fun waiting.... and happy gaming

At least remember you are reviewing an Alpha game.... you know what? There is no point. Review away. Most people can spot trolls and ignore them when reading reviews.

 

[Jackelmyer]

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Ya know, when you're not trolling, you're pretty damn cool Roland. Nice response man. Well said. And well done.

 

[NukemDed]

honestly guys we should not even respond to that kind of bollox. it only validates and encourages them. i also get bored of all the long quoting their own whining back and then the same old responses. i skim thru the pages and miss other stuff thats going on.

 

[Jedo]

honestly guys we should not even respond to that kind of bollox. it only validates and encourages them. i also get bored of all the long quoting their own whining back and then the same old responses. i skim thru the pages and miss other stuff thats going on.

Right? Those walls of text nearly made me miss this nugget:

Its going to be <snip> July 31 <snip>

Countdown!

 

[Tin]

honestly guys we should not even respond to that kind of bollox. it only validates and encourages them. i also get bored of all the long quoting their own whining back and then the same old responses. i skim thru the pages and miss other stuff thats going on.

Right? Those walls of text nearly made me miss this nugget:
Countdown!

So we get to stare at paint dry.. errr a rocket count down for 40+days? I'd rather read forum posts, even if it's :blah: :blah: :rant: :blah: :blah:

Edit: I am lightheartedly joking around with this post btw..

 

[Morloc]

-Morloc

 

[Vorna]

Some say Alpha 17 was built by slaves and took generations to create. There is some evidence that now indicates that the slaves were instead paid laborers, but there is still a lot of speculation.

During this Era, there were mass protests and riots that led to troubled times for 'The fun Pimps', but recent excavations are now leading to the idea that Alpha 17 was indeed completed eventually and led to a massive Golden Age for their people.

However, due to the wait of Alpha 17, between 5,000 - 8,000 is speculated to have been killed due to civil war outbreaks.

 

[Cadamier]

Release dates are not given but people always ask anyways. So we have found a nice little pasture here where we can send all those posts to live in peace.
Here are the results of the poll so you have proof of bragging rights if you turn out to have called it.

Ugg! I'm in the list of shame! Thanks Roland

 

[Morloc]

My 5-block wide moat to bedrock is nearing completion. The "inner column" is sheathed in reinforced concrete, and the outer wall is well over 90% complete. After that, it's just a matter of installing the electric fences at the bottom and probably 4-8 shotgun turrets.

Oh the great fun I shall have with my nigh-impenetrable fortress of sanctuary! It would be a terrible shame if A17 were to come out and ruin everything after weeks and weeks of construction. I sure hope that doesn't happen. I'd be devastated, crushed, demoralized.

:angel:

-Morloc

 

[Tweedilderp]

You could always just enable creative mode or copy and paste via coppi's mod.

 

[Morloc]

You could always just enable creative mode or copy and paste via coppi's mod.

Well...yes, I could also superglue my eyes shut so it'd always be night and roam the Earth at will as a vampire.

I could buy a cheap painting, lay it out on a card table, and pretend like I just completed a 100,000 piece puzzle.

I could tell everyone on my bus that Darth Vader was Luke Skywalker's father.

If you want my pickax, you'll have to pry it from my cold, dead hands.

===///===

Pit construction complete. Nice drawbridge installed; garage door at the top of my ladders...1/2 of the electric fence runs installed (battery power just holds over a 6 hr night). Solar array, cells and batteries ready for 2nd half...just some painful digging through R-concrete which I should have planned ahead for. Bah. Chopped away half of the pit cap and have seen a few screamers splat satisfyingly on the bottom already.

Anyone recall if there's a place-able block/object that will eject zombie corpses (like little rocks and bird nests do)? I thought I used to place something that did that....but maybe I'm remembering when we could place little stones? Campfires?

-Morloc

 

[Cadamier]

<Heavy Snip>
Anyone recall if there's a place-able block/object that will eject zombie corpses (like little rocks and bird nests do)? I thought I used to place something that did that....but maybe I'm remembering when we could place little stones? Campfires?

-Morloc

Trying to throw rocks into an exact position isn't a science... More luck, so campfires might work...

 

[JaxTeller718]

LOL I didn't realize TFP couldn't make their own "RULES of CONDUCT", on their own 'PRIVATE' website, that they allow us to be on and a part of.I guess your 'Respect' for others doesn't involve reading the rules that you agreed upon by signing up to said website either.

What in the heck does 1300 pages even have to do with 'Updates' of any kind? :numbness:

Common misconception of consumers is that typing on a KB allows them the right to come into any area and be as disrespectful as they want because they paid money.

Part of today's culture really. We seem to be losing the art of respectfully disagreeing and moving straight into "i can say and do what i want because i'm hooman" territory.

I always say if its something that would get your lights knocked out in public, then you probably shouldnt be saying it on the internet.