I feel bad laughing at your troubles
Though it seem like you were doing your best at a couple of points helping the zombies to take you out. Not sure what was worse - lightening yourself and your teammate on fire with the Molotov's, trying to jump across the gap between the trailer and building while you had a broken leg and fatigued, or managing to put a spike trap down below yourself; it was almost like you were telling the zombies how weak they were and showing them how to kill you.
Though I am not going to even try to claim I never did something like that before - good job on staying alive, if barely