PC Vulture's Creed

Blake_

Blake_

Captain Obvious
So there I was surfing the alluring and tantalizing depths of the web, when I found the actual reason why Zombie Vultures are roof-huggers. While they usually love to attend to the player's needs with murderous intent (whenever they hear a vehicle) , they actually are peaceful, skinny and misunderstood Frisbyterians. That's right.

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Who are we to disturb them with the only purpose of seeding mayhem and greed ?

Think about it and repent. Have a nice day.

 
Maharin said:
Condemning others is kind of what people do (their purpose).

Have a crappy day.  :p
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Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people.

I'm discussing Zombie Vultures .  Gorgeous, gentle, non-fluffy Zombie vultures.

 
For the record, I was just messing with you.  :p

The only kind of hug I want to give zombie vultures is a thwack on two or more sides with my baseball bat.  But one to the head is usually more than enough.  Nothing says "I love you" like the sound of a baseball bat connecting with skull tissue.

 
Maharin said:
For the record, I was just messing with you.  :p

The only kind of hug I want to give zombie vultures is a thwack on two or more sides with my baseball bat.  But one to the head is usually more than enough.  Nothing says "I love you" like the sound of a baseball bat connecting with skull tissue.
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No need to clarify, writing messes with tone and brotherly love big time.

Only light fun. To quote a dear friend of mine, ´Everybody gansta until a buzzard horde learns to ride a bike´.

Manly hugs!

 
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