PC The Married Life...
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tip:
Get used to saying "Yes Dear!", "Your right Dear!", "That's perfectly fine Dear!", "I'm just kidding Dear!".. oh! and "I'm sorry Dear!"
You can also switch things up by adding Honey, Babe, My love, Sweetheart, and so on when you say those.. and keep your rock collection in locked cases if that fails
dan
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The only phrase that will bring you true marital bliss is 'I want a divorce'.. Sure the next year or two will suck, but it's soooo worth it. After that you have a whole new life and you can find true happiness. At least that's how it worked for me. The key to a happy life. Stay away from women.. Actually just the ones who want a commitment. And dudes in dresses, not that I've made that mistake several times..tip:Get used to saying "Yes Dear!", "Your right Dear!", "That's perfectly fine Dear!", "I'm just kidding Dear!".. oh! and "I'm sorry Dear!"
You can also switch things up by adding Honey, Babe, My love, Sweetheart, and so on when you say those.. and keep your rock collection in locked cases if that fails
DaVegaNL
Beloved Curmudgeon
Locked cases? I'm not a barbarian! I make a walk with my rocks twice a day!tip:Get used to saying "Yes Dear!", "Your right Dear!", "That's perfectly fine Dear!", "I'm just kidding Dear!".. oh! and "I'm sorry Dear!"
You can also switch things up by adding Honey, Babe, My love, Sweetheart, and so on when you say those.. and keep your rock collection in locked cases if that fails
Heh, I must be a Masochist, since I've been married going on 21yrs but it also might have to do with:
She's a gamer.
Going out to dinner every now and then is good enough by her (her words not mine).
She doesn't like flowers or jewelry (one anniversary we just did dinner and I bought her a game she wanted).
We only like to go out to the movies a few times a year.
She doesn't like to shop.
I get to spend $ on techie stuff.
Adult activities are regular.
Real tip before you get married or decided to combine financial assets: Live with the person for 2yrs before you ask for their hand.
You won't really know the person well if you don't live with them and know all their built in habits, because they won't change just because of a ring and a piece of paper.
First year covers the honeymoon of the relationship and the Second year will revel their true self and you can decide if you can put up with it (generally), Then ask and you get another year of the honeymoon period
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Disclaimer:
I am not a Licensed marriage counselor.
Use advice at your own discretion.
Sample size that I used to obtain this advanced marital knowledge: (2)
layful:
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Data
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does she have a sister?Heh, I must be a Masochist, since I've been married going on 21yrs but it also might have to do with: She's a gamer.
Going out to dinner every now and then is good enough by her (her words not mine).
She doesn't like flowers or jewelry (one anniversary we just did dinner and I bought her a game she wanted).
We only like to go out to the movies a few times a year.
She doesn't like to shop.
I get to spend $ on techie stuff.
Adult activities are regular.
Real tip before you get married or decided to combine financial assets: Live with the person for 2yrs before you ask for their hand.
You won't really know the person well if you don't live with them and know all their built in habits, because they won't change just because of a ring and a piece of paper.
First year covers the honeymoon of the relationship and the Second year will revel their true self and you can decide if you can put up with it (generally), Then ask and you get another year of the honeymoon period
edit: Forgot
Disclaimer:
I am not a Licensed marriage counselor.
Use advice at your own discretion.
Sample size that I used to obtain this advanced marital knowledge: (2)
Sappystreetbum
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Haha me too. Though a thread called "the married life" doesn't fit well.
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Sappystreetbum
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Wow Tin, lucky man. Good for you bud.Heh, I must be a Masochist, since I've been married going on 21yrs but it also might have to do with: She's a gamer.
Going out to dinner every now and then is good enough by her (her words not mine).
She doesn't like flowers or jewelry (one anniversary we just did dinner and I bought her a game she wanted).
We only like to go out to the movies a few times a year.
She doesn't like to shop.
I get to spend $ on techie stuff.
Adult activities are regular.
Real tip before you get married or decided to combine financial assets: Live with the person for 2yrs before you ask for their hand.
You won't really know the person well if you don't live with them and know all their built in habits, because they won't change just because of a ring and a piece of paper.
First year covers the honeymoon of the relationship and the Second year will revel their true self and you can decide if you can put up with it (generally), Then ask and you get another year of the honeymoon period
edit: Forgot
Disclaimer:
I am not a Licensed marriage counselor.
Use advice at your own discretion.
Sample size that I used to obtain this advanced marital knowledge: (2)
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Sappystreetbum
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Yes, this! Lmao
Sappystreetbum
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Hahahah i missed this one
Gipothegip
Gray Thematic
I'm very uncomfortable with the thought of a white person wearing a dress.Haha you guys are cracking me up today! I'm glad i don't have a shoe addiction; dresses are expensive enough. I spent $400 on dresses this weekend, and yes, I'm a straight white male.
"science and shuffle off..."
I knew it was a slippery slope when we started letting people of color wear pants.
Sappystreetbum
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Lol i tried to come off as open minded but, looks like i was slightly unsuccessful.