Mahnogard
New member
Fishing 2.0 caused me the most hilarious near-death experience I've ever had in this game.
I had a quest to open up a trade route. I was only planning to head over there on my bike and come right back so I didn't bring much in the way of meds. Just some med bandages and a jar of honey. I get to the other trader and there's a thug outside the door. So I walk up with my club out, prepared to do battle, but I started like, bouncing up and down or something and I freaked out and tried to backpedal cuz I thought I was falling through the map. I couldn't hit the Thug because I kept bouncing and moving against my will. I finally got in enough hits to knock him down and then finished him, then I looked around and realized...
I WAS STANDING ON A BUTTERFLY.
I started laughing so hard I didn't hear Arlene coming up behind me so she got a few shots in. I finished her off then I smacked the butterfly with a club because that's just how it is in the wasteland.
I was infected and very injured so I used up my bandages and my honey and I'm now nursing a sprain which meant I had to bike home slowly. And yet... it was so worth it.
I had a quest to open up a trade route. I was only planning to head over there on my bike and come right back so I didn't bring much in the way of meds. Just some med bandages and a jar of honey. I get to the other trader and there's a thug outside the door. So I walk up with my club out, prepared to do battle, but I started like, bouncing up and down or something and I freaked out and tried to backpedal cuz I thought I was falling through the map. I couldn't hit the Thug because I kept bouncing and moving against my will. I finally got in enough hits to knock him down and then finished him, then I looked around and realized...
I WAS STANDING ON A BUTTERFLY.
I started laughing so hard I didn't hear Arlene coming up behind me so she got a few shots in. I finished her off then I smacked the butterfly with a club because that's just how it is in the wasteland.
I was infected and very injured so I used up my bandages and my honey and I'm now nursing a sprain which meant I had to bike home slowly. And yet... it was so worth it.
