PC Quick note to the devs

If you see me getting on your case, that's a good thing. It means I've acknowledge you as a member of our community and feel you're worth my time.
I don't think Roland has gotten on my case yet... I wonder if that's a good thing or bad thing? <G>

 
If you see me, it would mean my wave function collapsed in front of you, more specifically the wave function of every atom and subatomic particle in my body whilst still in sync with eachother. Which has an infinitesimal chance of happening, and it's more likely the lifetime of the universe itself would've passed, but it could happen.

You could also interpret it as me (along with all matter) being omnipresent in a sense, and I technically am in front of you, but it's extremely likely that I am where I am right now (and extremely unlikely I'm anywhere else) so that's basically the reality we live in, where my wave function collapses / diverts into our own universe that is.

That or I tracked you down physically and revealed myself to you, but that's not as fun. Or we just happen to bump into eachother.

But that's just a theory, a Game Theory! Thanks for watching :p

 
Chain breaker!
First: The Chain was already broken long before my post.

Second: I was disseminating pertinent and important information that everyone should know about Guppy.

 
If you see me... WHY ARE YOU STALKING ME? You creepy people! Go away! Go to your own home, your own work. Jeez... At least wait for an invite to come over...

Freaks.

 
First: The Chain was already broken long before my post.
Second: I was disseminating pertinent and important information that everyone should know about Guppy.
I'm really concerned about his fiber intake.

Either he's not getting enough and is on the toilet for long periods, or he's getting too much and has to keep going to the toilet.

@Guppy get your diet in check, you're killing more than the toilet and some fine linens.

 
First: The Chain was already broken long before my post.
Second: I was disseminating pertinent and important information that everyone should know about Guppy.
For the record, I think Guppy had to contact CERN to have a small black hole created under his toilet to keep pace... The prior team died of exhaustion long ago.

 
It's not that I poop a lot. Hell, I barely eat these days... it's just that I usually only find time to check on you guys /while/ I'm pooping. This post is an exception. I'm waiting for gmail to send my friggin' message.

Back to work for me.

 
It's not that I poop a lot. Hell, I barely eat these days... it's just that I usually only find time to check on you guys /while/ I'm pooping. This post is an exception. I'm waiting for gmail to send my friggin' message.
Back to work for me.
You have over 15,000 posts, that's a lot of exceptions, lol.

 
You have over 15,000 posts, that's a lot of exceptions, lol.
"A lot" is highly subjective to individual perception. We all must now consider Guppy's post to poop ratio should he ever refer to something as "A lot" or "Not a lot" going forward for clarity... X-/

 
"A lot" is highly subjective to individual perception. We all must now consider Guppy's post to poop ratio should he ever refer to something as "A lot" or "Not a lot" going forward for clarity... X-/
Yeah, but if most of his posts are actually not made on the can, then are they really an exception? Is the statement that he's usually pooping while posting actually true?

Either way, I think Guppy might be full of crap ;)

 
Yeah, but if most of his posts are actually not made on the can, then are they really an exception? Is the statement that he's usually pooping while posting actually true?
Either way, I think Guppy might be full of crap ;)
Poor Guppy. I think we should send him a case of Tucks Medicated Pads for Christmas, either way.

 
Poor Guppy. I think we should send him a case of Tucks Medicated Pads for Christmas, either way.
Which should totally drop in game (or add witch-hazel to craft them). Spending the entire apocalypse with hemorrhoids is no way to go.

 
Which should totally drop in game (or add witch-hazel to craft them). Spending the entire apocalypse with hemorrhoids is no way to go.
Next modded XML coming up! "TUCKS MOD! Where your Wellness... never needs to be left behind..."

Eh?? EEEH? yeeeeeah... :D

 
Yeah, but if most of his posts are actually not made on the can, then are they really an exception? Is the statement that he's usually pooping while posting actually true?
Either way, I think Guppy might be full of crap ;)
You're forgetting, it's my busy season with work (I work floods), so I'm not really "here", just "checking in". Usually, from the can. Besides, I have to let other people have an opinion for 3mos out of the year, it's in my TFP contract.

 
You're forgetting, it's my busy season with work (I work floods), so I'm not really "here", just "checking in". Usually, from the can. Besides, I have to let other people have an opinion for 3mos out of the year, it's in my TFP contract.
Just in. Guppycur revealed as one of the four horsemen.

Also, he had 15,555 posts just then.

 
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