PC Pears? Pears?? Why not Peaches?

[Data]

I work as a food service professional in the health industry and I very often chuckle at our available food loot.
 

im a food professional aswell, love baked beans, its very windy where i am

 

[mprojekt]

I am suddenly craving Chicken ala King, heated in the exhaust vent of an M270 MLRS, with bayonet-crushed "crackers" and Tabasco, and oatmeal "cookie" with "apple" jelly for dessert.

 

[Melange]

I am suddenly craving Chicken ala King, heated in the exhaust vent of an M270 MLRS, with bayonet-crushed "crackers" and Tabasco, and oatmeal "cookie" with "apple" jelly for dessert.

I fell like worm sweat residue. Asking for peaches when the ubiqitous Tabasco has totally been unmentioned.  Can't craft it, no peppers, no vinegar). Oh please, can we loot it ? Duh, copyright issue  (and their lawyers are aggressive) - how about a hot/spicy pepper sauce then? 'A little dap will do ya' (Copyright again, why can't we just have more fun things?).

Don't want to abandon this thread, but some spicy condiment (with both a buff and a debuff)  may open up some possibilites). In a mod anyways. But yeah, hot sauce...I'd throw peaches into the gutter for a bottle of Georgia Peter's Peach Zombie Sauce. Well, maybe. Would have to try it first. 

 

[Maharin]

I fell like worm sweat residue.

That paints an interesting visual that I can't begin to describe...

 

[doughphunghus]

I fell like worm sweat residue. Asking for peaches when the ubiqitous Tabasco has totally been unmentioned.  Can't craft it, no peppers, no vinegar). Oh please, can we loot it ? Duh, copyright issue  (and their lawyers are aggressive) - how about a hot/spicy pepper sauce then? 'A little dap will do ya' (Copyright again, why can't we just have more fun things?).

Don't want to abandon this thread, but some spicy condiment (with both a buff and a debuff)  may open up some possibilites). In a mod anyways. But yeah, hot sauce...I'd throw peaches into the gutter for a bottle of Georgia Peter's Peach Zombie Sauce. Well, maybe. Would have to try it first. 

maybe name the hot condiment...

- Spaceasco <- Spaces, not tabs

- Hot Plops

- Ring of Fire

- NavInsane

- Devil's Throat

- 7 Days on Fire

- Eats Your Face

- Survivor's Guilt

- 5 Ingredients

- Forbidden Dye

- Hot Walker

- Cant Sit Down

- Gut Wrencher

- Blood Flume

- Gibs Glistening Chunks

- Hot Penetrating Slugs

- AFK Forever

 

[Morloc]

Something should lead to...pizza.

-Arch Necromancer Morloc

 

[Melange]

Something should lead to...pizza.

-Arch Necromancer Morloc

The only meal prepared at a forge....

 

[Vaeliorin]

I have to say, I'm disappointed in this forum.  There reason there aren't peaches is obvious.

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

The factory and the man no longer exist, hence why there are no peaches.

...hopefully somebody gets that reference...

 

[Ramethzer0]

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man

You, I can sense, will be trouble in the days to come. 

 

[Banginurz]

I have to say, I'm disappointed in this forum.  There reason there aren't peaches is obvious.

Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man, in a factory downtown.

The factory and the man no longer exist, hence why there are no peaches.

...hopefully somebody gets that reference...

I can't believe we got to the 2nd page before seeing this.

 

[Maharin]

And I can't believe it's not butter.

 

[BFT2020]

I can't believe we got to the 2nd page before seeing this.

I am glad that someone got the reference.  I still haven't gotten it, but I am either being obtuse about it or haven't experience the context to place it.

 

[Urban Blackbear]

I am glad that someone got the reference.  I still haven't gotten it, but I am either being obtuse about it or haven't experience the context to place it.

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