PC Is Trader Rekt a prostitute?

[Zolokhan]

Afterl listening to Rekt for so long ... i started imagining if he was actually a prostitute and his lines made more sense ... . but like a really drunk nasty prostitute ... sloppy kind. . . .

"Quit starin' @%$#"

"I treat you that good and you don't even tip me"

"After all that gawkin', thats all you buy"

"Good evening. I've had a few drinks, but don't let that bother you."

"Damn, you smell like the dead. You better have money."

"Everything's for sale. Even to an idiot like you."

"Well, if you got money, I guess I can stand your smell."

"Come near me again, and I'll cut you."

"Hey, @%$#! You better not bring any diseases into my store."

Look at all those lines,  imagine Rekt selling more than goods

Why is he so obsesses with me not smelling bad and having diseases? 

I just want to put these thoughts in your head as you talk to Rekt .... and imagine all his dialogue with a little wink and a nudge. 

 

[TWORDY]

Rekt is just a regular Escort in my eyes. But I might be mistaken.

 

[Zolokhan]

i forgot one ... 

"Take a look at the @%$# I got but don't epect me to cook it for you"

 

[Krougal]

I don't know what kind of prostitutes you are frequenting if Rekt reminds you of one, but you need help!

And always remember, you aren't paying them for sex, you are paying for them to leave.

 

[Maharin]

I don't know what kind of prostitutes you are frequenting if Rekt reminds you of one, but you need help!

Hey!  It takes an entire village to raise an idiot.

Rekt comes from a troubled home.  And there are very few NPCs in the game yet so he hasn't had much of a role model.

 

[Zolokhan]

Its also the apocalypse .... a feller gotta do what a feller gotta do .... 

 

[thatguybeard]

Seems like I’m more his prostitute…he sends me out to work after the rest of his stable botches the job…I come back give him the loot and he gives me a small cut…that’s life among the Zs

 

[Roland]

Fun Pimps or Rekt Pimps...you decide.

 

[ElCabong]

I don't know about Rekt but Jen always asks me to sample her wares.

 

[TWORDY]

Fun Pimps or Rekt Pimps...you decide.

Fun and Rekt Pimps & Co.

 

[Adam the Waster]

Its also the apocalypse .... a feller gotta do what a feller gotta do .... 

Rektussy

 

[Maharin]

Fun Pimps or Rekt Pimps...you decide.

Leisure Suit Pimps in the Land of the Zombies

 

[Banginurz]

Leisure Suit Pimps in the Land of the Zombies

Yes!

 

[Maharin]

It should probably have been Lounge Zombies.  I released my statement too soon... BACK TO ALPHA!

 

[Suxar]

Why is he so obsesses with me not smelling bad and having diseases? 

You haven't played Morrowind yet. If you come to the city with an illness, every passer-by will tell you not to get close to him.
It is quite logical that the merchant does not want to get infected with something from you. There are no more hospitals and doctors in the world.

 

[Kattla]

I think they need to implement a "make Rekt happier" quest. Maybe make rolls of toilet paper and sell him? idk.

 

[asmosnuts]

        Iffin yer can squeal like a pig, yer may find Rekt has got a purrdy mouth!!  Cletus! fetch ma banjo!!!

 

[warmer]

Oh you think he's a prostitute? You boys haven't spent much time in the internets dark corners have you.

 

[pApA^LeGBa]

Oh you think he's a prostitute? You boys haven't spent much time in the internets dark corners have you.

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I mean if rekt reminds you of a prostitute you might have been in these dark corners way too long.