PC I climbed up the stairs and looked up a fat ladies crotch

[ElCabong]

I was in a very dark tunnel and she was trying to climb down from above where there was sunlight, couldn't see anything, my imagination filled in the blanks anyway. I equipped my 9mm.

for some reason she was having a hard time climbing down and I had a few seconds to think about what I was about to do.

I shot her, several times. For some reason that helped her get down the ladder. She must have flinched I guess.

After that it was easy.

 

[Roland]

Just put a period after "I was in a very dark tunnel" and call it done.

 

[mr.devolver]

"I climbed up the stairs and looked up a fat ladies crotch. I was in a very dark tunnel..."

Not one of your ordinary "yo mama" jokes, but it will do...

 

[ElCabong]

Fellas, I was being literal and didn't catch the double meaning.

 

[Dethar]

Snowdog is bad influence.