If they ever decide to expand into food production. They could
put out an ad for A new 7 days to die snack. I can hear the commercial
in my head now.
Stated with a "Southern USA Drawl" Just imagine trader Bob as the announcer.
Come on down and join us at your nearest favorite Maw and Paw store,
as TFP and Seven days to die present a unique, new flavor experience.
Try the new:
Zombiefied Better Bitter Batter; Nutter Butter, it's sure to get more
than your tongue twisted, and just to fully; mo fully satiate your discerning
pallets, there are various flavors. There's radiated goo, which is a beautiful
orangish red hue, Or the true connoisseurs among you may prefer "my personal
favorite" the Soilent Green, and if that's not enough for the truly daring at
heart you can try the new putrefaction yellah.
Either way, try it, and you are guaranteed for a once in a lifetime flavor
experience.
It's truly to die for.
Ps: a bilingual anagram transposition of Kuosimodo is also "odios kuam"
loosely translated "odios extreme fortune".
Eh, huh, eh, what was that?
Just 4sheetzngeegles