PC How I Would Run TFP

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I figured that the way the Dev Diary is headed, this would be a good place for people who aren't TFP to pretend that they are, so they can continue the same tired arguments about how THEY would do things that they perceive TFP are doing wrong according to them.

Enjoy, kiddos!

 
No dilly-dallying for one. I know for a fact they aren't trying. Go full on sweat shop if you have to.

Also, hire an entire legion, you can never throw too many resources at one thing.

If that fails, just fire everyone and show them how it's done, it shouldn't take that long to add that much content, surely.

BTW I know BASIC ;)

 
I sure wish that one guy would quit saying we don't communicate with the community while conveniently ignoring dozens of posts by one of our programmers!

Edit: Also the 11am meeting to facetime with Joel's beard has been pushed back to 11:30.

 
Why would I give advice to TFP? It's clear that they always meet deadlines, have no trouble intimating their vision, know exactly how their roadmap looks, and always manage their community well. Frequent updates and consistent messaging. Their co-founder is also a real pro at the game he helped create.

Why would I have anything negative to say?

 
If I was ever late, I would say “I was on my way to work, but suddenly my car/bike just stopped, gas ran out and randomly on fire”

On a Friday I would promise all the staff that I would go by a box of cakes for everybody

Then come back, walk in empty handed, if asked, I would just say, “I don’t know what happened, one minute they were there next minute, and they just disappeared through the floor”

 
I'd probably stop leading everyone on so people actually play your game instead of getting huge player drop offs and generating tons of ill will. I really do get it about not wanting to give concrete dates but if you don't want to give dates don't give dates! This dragging on for months about how alphas are so close when in reality they are not is what upsets people. Either get your stuff in gear and have timely releases or be quiet and stop telling everyone how close something is for months at a time!

 
I'd probably stop leading everyone on so people actually play your game instead of getting huge player drop offs and generating tons of ill will. I really do get it about not wanting to give concrete dates but if you don't want to give dates don't give dates! This dragging on for months about how alphas are so close when in reality they are not is what upsets people. Either get your stuff in gear and have timely releases or be quiet and stop telling everyone how close something is for months at a time!
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true words

+1 on that

 
If I were running TFP, I would post we are looking to turn the game into a VR game, and you will a need computer with very high specs to even run it. And all other modes PS4 etc are being dropped. Wait until the forum flames go ballistic and 24 hours later go haha just kidding.

 
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If I were running TFP, I would post we are looking to turn the game into a VR game, and you will a need computer with very high specs to even run it. And all other modes PS4 etc are being dropped. Wait until the forum flames go ballistic and 24 hours later go haha just kidding.
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Dude...they couldn’t handle emojis. There would be nobody left to say haha to...

 
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