So one day I'm chilling out in the bottom of my mine
Digging holes in the ground thinking everything's fine
See some girl in a dress shambling up above
Hair black like a raven, rest white as a dove
Our eyes meet up and she begins to wail
Hear more shufflin' feet, I got to bail
I run to my ladder and climb to the top
Only to be greeted by a big fat cop
Give him a shove and I barrel on past
Pukes his guts up but I'm way too fast
They run along behind, but I'm already gone
Cause I am the master of Rule Number One