This is the funniest thing I have seen so far, animals are hilarious and dogs are gods greatest creation, cats second.
I had so much fun playing with my sisters dogs that I wore them out and by the time they got home they slept for a day. I miss those pups and would like to get a dog but I just cannot take care of them like other people and it would not be fair the dog, I envy dog owners so much, but in a nice way.
The cat on the vacuum thing was the funniest thing I ever seen. I had a calico cat from the animal shelter that was feral but was a sweetheart, she was also a lunatic. One day she crawled up my naked back by digging her claws in my skin. I found out later she was in heat and every time I said something she wanted to mate with me, making funny noises and raising her hind quarters, I had to get her spayed after that. There is no way she would never sit on a vacuum cleaner for all the cat treats in the world.
Actually almost all dogs and cats I have been around wanted to mate with me, its kind of weird, I wish I had that luck with the ladies.