PC Developer Discussions: Alpha 17

[dhlmaster]

My wife and I drove past a wallmart today. The proper tourists like we are, we decided to go in and take a look. I saw people driving around on scooters/carts with fat hanging over the edge of the cart.
Now I finally die in peace, having seen everything there is to see

Welcome to America. We have entire websites devoted to pictures of freaky looking people in Walmart.

 

[gcomerfo]

Just step away from the glowy eyed cat and find some batman themed underwear until SOON happens. You might not understand but you'll achieve conformity which always makes you feel happier.

Yes... yes.. Rollll...land. I "can seee" now. Everything is clearer. I corrected my Avatar to merge with the Singularity, yessss

A17....it's all so beautiful, it will be here sooooooon. soooooooooon.

It's like gazing into the depths of infinity...

 

[Tilleen]

Gazz is from Antarctica. You should see the network cable he had to run to get internet. Cost 8 millions dollars, but he expensed it. Probably why they pay me in peanuts.

That is the cheapest undersea cable ever! No wonder it is so slow.

 

[Jedo]

AHHHRRGGHHH
*faints*

I'm sorry. That's not particularly good honeymoon material.

Let everyone take note: Walmart and its customers are not aphrodisiacs.

 

[TSBX]

My wife and I drove past a wallmart today. The proper tourists like we are, we decided to go in and take a look. I saw people driving around on scooters/carts with fat hanging over the edge of the cart.
Now I finally die in peace, having seen everything there is to see

You haven't seen everything until you lift up the flaps and peer under.

 

[chaosterone]

My wife and I drove past a wallmart today. The proper tourists like we are, we decided to go in and take a look. I saw people driving around on scooters/carts with fat hanging over the edge of the cart.
Now I finally die in peace, having seen everything there is to see

Go there Saturday or Sunday mornings, most of the customers will still be in there pajamas, hair all askew, and buying the most healthy factory made breakfast they can find. It'll make you glad to be a tourist.

 

[Roland]

You haven't seen everything until you lift up the flaps and peer under.

Next trip: Australia.

 

[DUST2DEATH]

Next trip: Australia.

Dont do it to yourself.

 

[NBornkilla]

Why are you comparing Electronic Arts to TFP? one is an indie game manufacturer with only 1 or 2 games made and the other has offices all around the world with 500 million dollar game budgets. Don't be rediculous :apathy:

 

[Jedo]

In light of this discussion, can we get the fat zombies sometimes riding on scooters?

 

[Guppycur]

Go there Saturday or Sunday mornings, most of the customers will still be in there pajamas, hair all askew, and buying the most healthy factory made breakfast they can find. It'll make you glad to be a tourist.

You just described me, but 2am is more my style.

 

[astainless]

In light of this discussion, can we get the fat zombies sometimes riding on scooters?

I am all for this

 

[Xeen]

With all the joking around that's going on people are going to log in and read it and have no idea what in the hell is going on. haha!

#jokegate

 

[gcomerfo]

personally, the long wait will be totally worth it, just for the redesigned pine tree model... I mean c'mon, it really needed it, right?

 

[Aldranon]

Why are you comparing Electronic Arts to TFP? one is an indie game manufacturer with only 1 or 2 games made and the other has offices all around the world with 500 million dollar game budgets. Don't be rediculous :apathy:

So... which one is which?

 

[Aldranon]

DeVega was referring to Early Access, not Electronic Arts (common misconception)

Or was he? TFP have home offices around the world, they are funding Gazz's Antarctica expedition and Faatal probably won the lotto and gave the money to TFP.

I'm close on this... really close.

 

[coRpSE]

Gazz, if you detect an alien craft under the ice just leave it alone. Space craft under the ice in Antarctica are ALWAYS bad...

Only if you have a squirrel fly it.

 

[Aldranon]

It's like gazing into the depths of infinity...

Be careful, if you gaze into the depths of infinity too long, you will see Roland and Guppy, in their underwear.

Infinity plays without rules... and pants.

 

[Tilleen]

Next trip: Australia.

Lots of nice, really old geology down here, I can even introduce you to a couple of Geologists.

 

[JaxTeller718]

Gazz, if you detect an alien craft under the ice just leave it alone. Space craft under the ice in Antarctica are ALWAYS bad...

Yeah I can see Gazz as Kurt Russel

Exclusive Image from Joel and Rich sitting around the "Push to release Experimental" Button in the "office"