"Those look lumpy. Is that intended?"
"Madmole dropped a cookie once while eating. Don't you find it weird that since he didn't eat that cookie perfectly he is still making cookies?"
"Those look like they're still raw!!! Why are you going with raw instead of baked?
"I rate this picture a 3 out of 10 because I always assumed it was going to be Snickerdoodles"
"Eating raw cookie dough is bad for you. You could get salmonella."
"I don't see milk in the picture. Your lunch will fail since you aren't going to have milk"
"Girl Scouts are doing their cookie rush soon. These should have been baked a month ago. Now you won't want to eat these with your lunch if you have Thin Mints in the freezer."
"Why are you going with the metal pan format instead of using a stone?"