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There's gotta be one you don't find disturbing, right? What's her name?
here's the percentage

25.0% all look, act and sound like amy schumer

74.0% act and dress like hookers

1.0% descent but out of my league

 
Romantic partners are like parking spaces. The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped...
well. you can but you may get some tier 4 STD thats unknown to humans

 
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Y'all sound like a bunch of forever alone nice guys lol
No, I'm just content with enjoying my own company, and I need not of others IRL. I'd rather get my life in order before I'd ever consider the distraction (just being honest) of finding a partner, although the latter is doubtful since I don't like people. :p

 
And a lot are cheating
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