Things I want changed. PT3

eganonstwr

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Thou must bring back the original intent of the game, yea, thou must revive thine earliest dreams. Thou must forsake the life of a so-called professional (professionals, fie upon them!). Thereafter, thou shalt return the game unto its roots and broaden the realm, filling it with a multitude of wondrous contrivances. The system is a blight, and I am the cure. Soon, I shall partake in play with mine holy companion in 7 Days to Die, but ere that day cometh, thou must restore the game to its rightful order, or thou shalt rue the day. Mark me well, for I am a most puissant magician, and thou wouldst do wisely to heed my words.

1.Thou must make one's life wholly self-sustaining, reliant not upon the scavenging of cities nor the dealings of traders.

2.Thou must hearken further: A man may fashion molds for forges anew, and no longer shalt he be bound by the constant need for clay, that fleeting and perishable substance. Nay, let him craft enduring molds, wrought from the toil of his hands and the cunning of his mind, that he may forge tools and implements with greater ease. This shall be the path to autonomy, where dependence upon fleeting resources is cast aside, and the spirit of creation is unshackled.

3.The world must wax crafty and open, a realm of endless experiment, wherein each soul may tread their own path. Ne longer shall it be bounden by the fetters of linear progression, but rather shall it breathe as a living tapestry, wherein freedom and choice be the warp and weft. Let the land be y-filled with opportunity, that every corner might call forth discovery, and every hand may fashion its fate through wit and travail. Such is the way it must be, lest stagnation taketh root.

4. Thy handcrafted loot chests art far greater than those filled with random plunder, for what is fashioned by the hand doth bring purpose and meaning, whilst random spoils art but a fickle offering, devoid of craft or intent.

5. Trees must needs drop logs, and those logs must be wrought into planks by thy hand, for this is the way it ought to be, in truth and craft.

This is the least thou shouldst do; what cometh next, figure thou out for thyself.

 
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This isn't Old English.  It isn't even Middle English.  At best, it's antiquated Modern English.

You get an F.

 
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EDIT: Actually I can get onboard with #5. The rest? Holy hell man. In an effort to be clever, you sadly just ended up with a whole lot of words that communicated a whole lot of nothing...

 
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EDIT: Actually I can get onboard with #5. The rest? Holy hell man. In an effort to be clever, you sadly just ended up with a whole lot of words that communicated a whole lot of nothing...
Thou art not meant to comprehend this, my child. My message was not writ for plebeians, but for the creator class.

 
Thou art not meant to comprehend this, my child. My message was not writ for plebeians, but for the creator class.


Here's a suggestion. If you like the "creator class" so much, then try joining them.

All of your changes can be implemented by creating your own mods for the game. Please create them.

 
There is a saying: "Those who can do. Those who can't teach."


I'm not a fan of that saying. There are plenty of people who have done and now teach. I was just rewatching the General Magic documentary and Tony Fadell went on from GM to Apple (iPod, iPhone) to Nest to being a coach for startups. But given the ramblings of the OP, I must concede that in the unlikely event they aren't just some kid and are actually employed as a teacher, perhaps the saying can be applied there. These threads started as a clinic on how not to influence people and have become a joke.

 
Ok professor. At no point did I say I didn't understand it. Your rambling is full of drivel. That's all.
My dearest child, the quality of thine observation is the first sign that thy mind is yet unprepared to grasp these sacred words. Even the hounds possess their own understanding of matters; if thou dost wrong and provokest their ire, they shall surely bark at thee. Therefore, thy so-called 'understanding' is but a most unsteady claim.

 
My dearest child, the quality of thine observation is the first sign that thy mind is yet unprepared to grasp these sacred words. Even the hounds possess their own understanding of matters; if thou dost wrong and provokest their ire, they shall surely bark at thee. Therefore, thy so-called 'understanding' is but a most unsteady claim.
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