PC OMG! OMG! OMG! Zombie stripper :)

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She has jiggly bewbs :)

I just whacked one over her head and she fell on her knees (as they do apparently) and leaned back with her mouth open (which is a whole other topic)... and then I SAW it :)

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It really makes it hard to kill the strippers honestly.  I have let them chase me around buildings for a while before just because I didnt have the heart to do it.  Everything, EVERYTHING is better with boobies.   Everything.  

 
Orclover said:
It really makes it hard to kill the strippers honestly.  I have let them chase me around buildings for a while before just because I didnt have the heart to do it.  Everything, EVERYTHING is better with boobies.   Everything.  
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Even dudes? 😉

 
Do any of you guys actually know some strippers?

I used to live in Reno. My lady was a cocktail waitress at a club. All her friends were dancers. Once you see how the sausage is made, the stripper, let alone "zombie stripper" becomes a bit less appealing...

 
Sigh.

It would be nice if just ONCE gamers could try to buck the stereotypes.

Would be cool if all the females in the game weren't 'eye candy' too. Gross.

 
Feycat said:
Sigh.

It would be nice if just ONCE gamers could try to buck the stereotypes.

Would be cool if all the females in the game weren't 'eye candy' too. Gross.
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Other than the new stripper, what other "females in game" are eye candy?

The chick with her eye hanging out....no. the little shorty in a dress..no. the cheerleader...no. the screamer...no. The character models for players....no. big mama....no. 

Am I missing any? Sorry if we like the female figure. We're guys after all. 

 
Outlaw_187 said:
Other than the new stripper, what other "females in game" are eye candy?

The chick with her eye hanging out....no. the little shorty in a dress..no. the cheerleader...no. the screamer...no. The character models for players....no. big mama....no. 

Am I missing any? Sorry if we like the female figure. We're guys after all. 
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Well said :D I though the same all beside the new callgirl are ugly and thats okay. but why should every zombie be ugly when they were humans in the past and not every human is ugly. it's realism

 
Well...there's Jen...

Anyway, we call the new stripper a stripper or party girl or callgirl...but she could just as easily be a receptionist or hairstylist or store clerk....or your sister  Maybe our (myself included) perception does need to change in that regard.  Does she have a name?  I'd like to know it and will refer to her as such from now on (as soon as I learn it).

 
Feycat said:
Sigh.

It would be nice if just ONCE gamers could try to buck the stereotypes.

Would be cool if all the females in the game weren't 'eye candy' too. Gross.
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There's always room for mods.  Plus I suspect the dev team is mostly male.  :p

 
Hehe, I woke up this morning and saw this thread and just had to throw this together.  It would need some animation editing as there is no easy way to force her to hold the pole.   Anyway, enjoy!



 
Ezed said:
Well...there's Jen...

Anyway, we call the new stripper a stripper or party girl or callgirl...but she could just as easily be a receptionist or hairstylist or store clerk....or your sister  Maybe our (myself included) perception does need to change in that regard.  Does she have a name?  I'd like to know it and will refer to her as such from now on (as soon as I learn it).
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Ah yes, I forgot Jen & yes she would fall under the strictly eye candy. Does the call/party girl have an official name? 

Not like that would matter though, some will still be pissed just based on her looks...& "physics" 😁

 
Outlaw_187 said:
Ah yes, I forgot Jen & yes she would fall under the strictly eye candy. Does the call/party girl have an official name? 

Not like that would matter though, some will still be pissed just based on her looks...& "physics" 😁
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I named my stripper after Kandi from Two and a half men... I know she's not one, but hey, she is kinda brainless :)

 
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