PC Voodoo Magic

Urban Blackbear

Urban Blackbear

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That's what this game needs. More voodoo magic! Can't way to try it on Jen, maybe make some zombies of my own. Just remember to carefully vet your source of voodoo magic, no matter what you need it for. 😆

 
Mix broken glass, gasoline, and dirty water to make a love potion.

Wait, that's loathe potion.  My bad.

 
Voodoo zombies would likely get wrecked by the paranormal, mutagenic plague zombies that Higashi Pharma allegedly created by "accident." 👍

 
Melange said:
But, you did not say "never be in 7dtd". The Bear can hope 🙂
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No no no. 

East gamers about east games

"- this game is so stupid!  I understand a zombie in secret Soviet base... well this is totaly logical but titles on walls  looks like they were made in Wsckohy factory in 1954 so  this gun shoudn't be here

-.... but there is mulitverse aliens using corpses to resurect dead! So why you....

- so this mean this need to be fixed. fix it - i undestand aliens but this guns shoudn't be here because it's unrealistic.

- so.... aliens are totaly okay but wrong gun is the reason why this game is so bad?

- yes? .... moders should fix this because this don't have sense and devs should know about that

-... okay

while 

west gamers about west games

- and there is pink  shotgun used by masochist guy wearing bull mask

- yeah! and they use sherman tank in 2543 because looks cool!

-yeah ! i'm waiting for mod to add tom the train as rocket!

- and change this robot into elf girl from anime!

- yeah this will be perfect

 
Matt115 said:
No no no. 

East gamers about east games

"- this game is so stupid!  I understand a zombie in secret Soviet base... well this is totaly logical but titles on walls  looks like they were made in Wsckohy factory in 1954 so  this gun shoudn't be here

-.... but there is mulitverse aliens using corpses to resurect dead! So why you....

- so this mean this need to be fixed. fix it - i undestand aliens but this guns shoudn't be here because it's unrealistic.

- so.... aliens are totaly okay but wrong gun is the reason why this game is so bad?

- yes? .... moders should fix this because this don't have sense and devs should know about that

-... okay

while 

west gamers about west games

- and there is pink  shotgun used by masochist guy wearing bull mask

- yeah! and they use sherman tank in 2543 because looks cool!

-yeah ! i'm waiting for mod to add tom the train as rocket!

- and change this robot into elf girl from anime!

- yeah this will be perfect
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Hmmm, well I did say the Bear, but I was referring to @Urban Blackbear and his voodoo fantasy.

Sorry you think my comment was East vs West. I live in the East, but grew up in the West. I see this mindset a lot. Too bad really, especially when we talk about a game. And someone does not get the intended humor. Relax a little @Matt115. 

 
Melange said:
Hmmm, well I did say the Bear, but I was referring to @Urban Blackbear and his voodoo fantasy.

Sorry you think my comment was East vs West. I live in the East, but grew up in the West. I see this mindset a lot. Too bad really, especially when we talk about a game. And someone does not get the intended humor. Relax a little @Matt115. 
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I have been summoned. @Matt115 seems to have missed the point of this thread. Yesterday a particularly poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken!

 
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Urban Blackbear said:
I have been summoned. @Matt115 seems to have missed the point of this thread. Yesterday a particularly poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken!
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GoddammiT!  My spam folder started filling up with fake voodoo merchandise adverts, starting late last night. Thank goodness for spam filters and anti-malware software.

 
Urban Blackbear said:
poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken!
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I did not see the effects of the spambot. But I did appreciate the implied humor nonetheless. So I jumped in to help stir the pot a little. 

 
Urban Blackbear said:
Wasn't me. I'm a shaman, not a voodoo man.
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I reminded of a "feature" in the Crackdown series that was teased. The jumbotron TV billboards in the game were suggested to be able to show real-world advertising, influenced by players individual browsing habits. I do not know if that ever made it to release in any of the games, but I had a chuckle as I imagined how some parents would react to watching their teen play a game and catch glimpses of lingerie retailer and porn site marketing on the billboards.

 
mprojekt said:
I reminded of a "feature" in the Crackdown series that was teased. The jumbotron TV billboards in the game were suggested to be able to show real-world advertising, influenced by players individual browsing habits. I do not know if that ever made it to release in any of the games, but I had a chuckle as I imagined how some parents would react to watching their teen play a game and catch glimpses of lingerie retailer and porn site marketing on the billboards.
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Now that would be interesting to see. But I don't think that would ever happen in a vanilla 7dtd game. Intrigued, I would try the mod though. Hilarity would follow us soon enough.

 
Melange said:
Hmmm, well I did say the Bear, but I was referring to @Urban Blackbear and his voodoo fantasy.

Sorry you think my comment was East vs West. I live in the East, but grew up in the West. I see this mindset a lot. Too bad really, especially when we talk about a game. And someone does not get the intended humor. Relax a little @Matt115. 
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Urban Blackbear said:
I have been summoned. @Matt115 seems to have missed the point of this thread. Yesterday a particularly poorly written spambot posted 10 or better threads selling voodoo love spells and potions before they got smacked down. This thread was created to laugh about it. The bear has spoken!
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Well it was a joke, even i sometimes joking XD.  Bear wrote about vodoo magic and this would very in this style - in dead rising you have strange bees, NZA changes from "we are serious " into "Invasion!" comedy style.  Well i didin't know about that spambot so i was thinking that is another "joke about 7dtd" topic - we have rly .... crazy ideas here so vodoo magic don't sound so .... crazy?  There were idea about - 7dtd is set in hell, 7dtd is controled by aliens on moon etc. So i used my typical "be seriouse" style XD. 

Snowy writing very.... "specific things"

Jost usually defends decision of TFP

I usually complining and writing how it should looks like + skeletons and newsstands

Kusimodo is... reacting. 

Maharin is joking. etc.

 
Urban Blackbear said:
I made a deal with a ghost-hawk to keep prying eyes off my back.
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Couldn't you rather try to appease the eye demons so they stop growing the eyes on your back; I can't imagine it being all too comfortable having them constantly pried out like that..?

 
theFlu said:
Couldn't you rather try to appease the eye demons so they stop growing the eyes on your back; I can't imagine it being all too comfortable having them constantly pried out like that..?
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It could be that the ghost hawk happens to like back-eyes, popping these in its beak like squidgy, slightly meaty grapes.

 
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