The new smell system and specifically the recipe for meat packaging made me feel like there should be an entire public health campaign for this...
The mascot would be a severely stressed out hot dog wrapped in grass and paper.
The compulsory awful jingle would be something like, "Don't be what the zombies eat, stop right there and wrap that meat!"
Nobody would really be sure if it was a sex-ed presentation, or a food safety training video. The tired, resigned, apathetic people giving the presentation wouldn't care either way.
The only sure thing is that if the consequence was being chased by zombies, public behavior would improve drastically either way.
Edit: Microsoft Copilot made this image... I feel like it did a superb job personally. Also, I'm not sure if I should be allowed to use the internet anymore. Lol.
The mascot would be a severely stressed out hot dog wrapped in grass and paper.
The compulsory awful jingle would be something like, "Don't be what the zombies eat, stop right there and wrap that meat!"
Nobody would really be sure if it was a sex-ed presentation, or a food safety training video. The tired, resigned, apathetic people giving the presentation wouldn't care either way.
The only sure thing is that if the consequence was being chased by zombies, public behavior would improve drastically either way.
Edit: Microsoft Copilot made this image... I feel like it did a superb job personally. Also, I'm not sure if I should be allowed to use the internet anymore. Lol.
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