If you take the chance and visit Jen before you get the badge, she should say

While you're standing there coughing your lungs up.

"Cigarettes are bad for you."
"Smoking kills."
"Smoking is a bad habit."

It would be funny to see different things like that when talking to traders without the appropriate badge. Unfortunately, things I could think of for other biomes don't fit with from the other traders...

"You're hot stuff." - desert
"Man, you're cool." - snow
"You really light up the place when you come in here." - wasteland
 
"Smoking kills."
"Smoking is a bad habit."

It would be funny to see different things like that when talking to traders without the appropriate badge. Unfortunately, things I could think of for other biomes don't fit with from the other traders...

"You're hot stuff." - desert
"Man, you're cool." - snow
"You really light up the place when you come in here." - wasteland
That last one is great for Bob!
 
Doc Jen, well, I'd guess she could go hippocratic on ya
"I got a badge right here that'll keep you safe, but I can't give it to you, 'first do no harm' an all, you know. But I'll sell you a couple bandages to make you feel better. Why don't we put that hard tool of yours to good use, get me some coal to help stoke the flames, and see where we get from there?"
500 coal later..
"What, you actually did it? It wasn't my best innuendo, but sheesh. I guess you really want it thou! No, silly, the badge, here!"
 
Doc Jen, well, I'd guess she could go hippocratic on ya
"I got a badge right here that'll keep you safe, but I can't give it to you, 'first do no harm' an all, you know. But I'll sell you a couple bandages to make you feel better. Why don't we put that hard tool of yours to good use, get me some coal to help stoke the flames, and see where we get from there?"
500 coal later..
"What, you actually did it? It wasn't my best innuendo, but sheesh. I guess you really want it thou! No, silly, the badge, here!"
😂
 
"Smoking kills."
"Smoking is a bad habit."

It would be funny to see different things like that when talking to traders without the appropriate badge. Unfortunately, things I could think of for other biomes don't fit with from the other traders...

"You're hot stuff." - desert
"Man, you're cool." - snow
"You really light up the place when you come in here." - wasteland
Me and the guys always complain about our 5-pack a day habit just trying to run around when we first start a game. ;)
 
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