ElCabong
Survivor
I've posted before how downright weird this society is. You have daycare centers next to titty bars next to dog bars next to bear bars. Dog bars and bear bars? I'm not surprised this society died in some sort of horrific apocalypse.
So then I find this bar full of chickens. WTF? Seriously WTF?
The Dead Chicken was full of live chickens.The two chickens that seemed stuck in the bathroom I left alone. I was a little creeped out and didn't want to eat them anyway. Why were they just standing there? Chickens just don't stand anywhere. Not even when they're pooping. My uncle had a farm with lots of chickens. It's odd what a kid picks up on.
I went to the basement and found this cage full of chickens. They looked okay yet I felt sorry for them stuck in that cage. I had plenty of meat. You practice long enough with the simple bow and rabbits and chickens aren't that difficult to whack. They are way more difficult if I'm drinking rum and coke. Then I just run up and hit them with my club. But today I wasn't drinking any and shot lots of chickens and rabbits.
I jump into the cage and start beating one of the wire fences to let them out. The chickens ran from the other side of the pen to my side directly under my stone axe. I tried moving. It didn't do any good. My ax was the magnet and they were the steel. Why they do that?
Needless to say I've got all the meat and feathers I need.
So then I find this bar full of chickens. WTF? Seriously WTF?
The Dead Chicken was full of live chickens.The two chickens that seemed stuck in the bathroom I left alone. I was a little creeped out and didn't want to eat them anyway. Why were they just standing there? Chickens just don't stand anywhere. Not even when they're pooping. My uncle had a farm with lots of chickens. It's odd what a kid picks up on.
I went to the basement and found this cage full of chickens. They looked okay yet I felt sorry for them stuck in that cage. I had plenty of meat. You practice long enough with the simple bow and rabbits and chickens aren't that difficult to whack. They are way more difficult if I'm drinking rum and coke. Then I just run up and hit them with my club. But today I wasn't drinking any and shot lots of chickens and rabbits.
I jump into the cage and start beating one of the wire fences to let them out. The chickens ran from the other side of the pen to my side directly under my stone axe. I tried moving. It didn't do any good. My ax was the magnet and they were the steel. Why they do that?
Needless to say I've got all the meat and feathers I need.