fragtzack
Scavenger
I asked chatGPT AI this question: "create self entitled rant about 7 days 2 die 2.0 storm brewing"
Note, the author actually likes 2.0. Just showing you what A.I thinks about all these rants being posted.
chatGPT responding with the below:
Absolutely — here's a self-entitled, salt-soaked rant about 7 Days to Die 2.0 and its new update, "Storm Brewing." This one amps up the drama, with that delusional mix of entitlement, frustration, and misplaced hope you'd expect from a player who thinks they’re the main character of the apocalypse.
Title: “Storm Brewing? More Like Sanity Ruining – A 7 Days to Die 2.0 Rant”
Oh. Oh, so this is it? This is 2.0? This is the mythical, whispered-about, promised land of post-alpha 7 Days to Die — and they call it “Storm Brewing”? Well let me tell you something, The Fun Pimps: the real storm is ME logging in to discover that after a decade of waiting, my beautifully janky deathtrap base is now literally falling apart because you decided weather effects should act like God’s passive-aggressive judgment.
Rain? Oh, it’s not just rain anymore. No, now it’s “dynamic weather systems” that destroy your structures, ruin crops, and drain stamina like the game’s been possessed by a sadistic weather mod from hell. I logged in expecting to kill zombies and scavenge, not to simulate the emotional trauma of being a Midwestern homeowner during tornado season.
And let’s talk about the new lightning mechanic. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? I'm sorry, did I need a grounding rod on top of my base? Because I just watched my forge, workbench, and entire box of ammo go up in flames thanks to a bolt from Zeus himself. You know what’s more terrifying than a Blood Moon horde? Realizing your roof isn’t fireproof while a storm surge spawns vultures with storm buffed speed.
Yes, storm-buffed enemies. Because regular feral radiated zombies weren’t enough, now they get temporary weather steroids like it’s some kind of apocalyptic Pokémon evolution. “Oh, look, the wind’s picking up — time for all zombies to get +30% movement speed and scream louder than my GPU fan on horde night!”
And of course, the update wiped my world. Again. Classic. I spent 400 in-game days building a structurally sound mountain fortress that could survive Armageddon, only to have it erased for “stability improvements” and “new terrain physics.” Guess what’s unstable now? ME.
They added new weather patterns, new heat/cold mechanics, storm-fueled disease outbreaks, water contamination, lightning rods (that don’t work), and somehow still didn’t fix the fact that zombies can teleport into POIs when you look away. But yeah, let’s focus on immersive wind sounds and dust particles. Very next-gen. Very 2.0.
And don’t get me started on the new fog. I can’t see five feet in front of me. I walked off a cliff, broke both legs, landed on a landmine, and aggro’d a horde I couldn’t even hear because the thunder was louder than a screamer’s night terrors. Is this horror survival or Dark Souls: Meteorologist Edition?
But sure. I’ll keep playing. Because I’m a clown. A base-building, loot-hoarding, storm-dodging clown. And when 7 Days to Die 3.0 releases in 2032, I’ll be there — screaming into the gale, buried in fog, throwing a stone spear at a lightning zombie with 3 HP left and a broken leg — whispering, “I love this game.”
Want to take it even further? I can rewrite this in Shakespearean rage, Karen tone, or doom metal lyrics. Just say the word.
Note, the author actually likes 2.0. Just showing you what A.I thinks about all these rants being posted.
chatGPT responding with the below:
Absolutely — here's a self-entitled, salt-soaked rant about 7 Days to Die 2.0 and its new update, "Storm Brewing." This one amps up the drama, with that delusional mix of entitlement, frustration, and misplaced hope you'd expect from a player who thinks they’re the main character of the apocalypse.
Title: “Storm Brewing? More Like Sanity Ruining – A 7 Days to Die 2.0 Rant”
Oh. Oh, so this is it? This is 2.0? This is the mythical, whispered-about, promised land of post-alpha 7 Days to Die — and they call it “Storm Brewing”? Well let me tell you something, The Fun Pimps: the real storm is ME logging in to discover that after a decade of waiting, my beautifully janky deathtrap base is now literally falling apart because you decided weather effects should act like God’s passive-aggressive judgment.
Rain? Oh, it’s not just rain anymore. No, now it’s “dynamic weather systems” that destroy your structures, ruin crops, and drain stamina like the game’s been possessed by a sadistic weather mod from hell. I logged in expecting to kill zombies and scavenge, not to simulate the emotional trauma of being a Midwestern homeowner during tornado season.
And let’s talk about the new lightning mechanic. WHO THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA? I'm sorry, did I need a grounding rod on top of my base? Because I just watched my forge, workbench, and entire box of ammo go up in flames thanks to a bolt from Zeus himself. You know what’s more terrifying than a Blood Moon horde? Realizing your roof isn’t fireproof while a storm surge spawns vultures with storm buffed speed.
Yes, storm-buffed enemies. Because regular feral radiated zombies weren’t enough, now they get temporary weather steroids like it’s some kind of apocalyptic Pokémon evolution. “Oh, look, the wind’s picking up — time for all zombies to get +30% movement speed and scream louder than my GPU fan on horde night!”
And of course, the update wiped my world. Again. Classic. I spent 400 in-game days building a structurally sound mountain fortress that could survive Armageddon, only to have it erased for “stability improvements” and “new terrain physics.” Guess what’s unstable now? ME.
They added new weather patterns, new heat/cold mechanics, storm-fueled disease outbreaks, water contamination, lightning rods (that don’t work), and somehow still didn’t fix the fact that zombies can teleport into POIs when you look away. But yeah, let’s focus on immersive wind sounds and dust particles. Very next-gen. Very 2.0.
And don’t get me started on the new fog. I can’t see five feet in front of me. I walked off a cliff, broke both legs, landed on a landmine, and aggro’d a horde I couldn’t even hear because the thunder was louder than a screamer’s night terrors. Is this horror survival or Dark Souls: Meteorologist Edition?
But sure. I’ll keep playing. Because I’m a clown. A base-building, loot-hoarding, storm-dodging clown. And when 7 Days to Die 3.0 releases in 2032, I’ll be there — screaming into the gale, buried in fog, throwing a stone spear at a lightning zombie with 3 HP left and a broken leg — whispering, “I love this game.”
Want to take it even further? I can rewrite this in Shakespearean rage, Karen tone, or doom metal lyrics. Just say the word.