Recent content by PlatosMoustache

Imagine, you're being chased at night by a horde of zombles, you run as fast as you can and suddenly you see a cliff edge looming before you. The zombles are catching up and you can hear them just behind you. Seconds before they pounce and rip your body off you hurl yourself off the cliff...

To keep you all entertained in these strained hours, and given the undoubted levels of class and sophistication evident in this hallowed forum, here's some poetry: Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary, Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore— While I...

I feel I've aged tonight. More than usual.

I feel I've aged tonight. More than usual.