I believe the go to code phrase for censored words is "Backstreet Boys Reunion Tour."
All of this only makes sense through the lens of having played too many games that make the same leap of logic in the name of "Game Balance." That's kinda what started me down this analysis of how this game is structured. People used to mostly go to 2 biomes (until TFP hilariously killed off one of them because it was "useless" outside of the fact that players loved it). Now they are making hamfisted attempts at justifying the remaining biomes that few people like.
You say that but you can't see how the following isn't progression?
Starting in a barren wasteland, everyone you know is dead. The only things around you are the shambling barely zombie viable corpses of the people you used to know and feral/infected dogs. You struggle to find scraps of food from the ruins around you and eventually have enough tools to try to push into the neighboring areas. There you find the occasional bandits but mostly the fast moving fresh zombies who've more recently turned from the local inhabitants. The tools are better here since it's not a destroyed wasteland but it's a lot more dangerous than where you were. At least crops will actually grow here, if not very well. You look to the greener areas in the distance. You long to be there, it's beautiful and fecund but it's heavily guarded by the bandits who've taken over and they don't like you. Maybe some day you'll be able to take a piece of their territory and claim it as your own.
I find it amusing that so many people bend over backwards trying to make this make sense when it really doesn't. Look at American history. What did the people with guns do to the people without guns? They took their great land, shoved the have nots into marginal/barren land and practically genocided them. That is what people do. Saying otherwise is just showcasing that people have been playing video games too long and their view of reality is warped in the name of "game balance."
I'm not calling for any changes here, I'm just saying that this makes very little sense.